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The Chief is the Man

The Chief is the Man

There are so many more intellectually, emotionally and creatively interesting things to blog about. And they will be blogged about in time. But like a red flag to a bull, so I am with advertising materials from the supernatural side of South African life. I had thought with the chronicles of the previous magical healers’ flyers that I had written, the matter was at an end. But nay. Yesterday in the traffic, a challenger has arrived on the magical healing and penis enlargement circuit. Yes, for some reason a large and performing penis is a magical thing. Makes you a regular unicorn to have one.

With the omission of being able to make demands of your friends using a mirror, Chief Al Qudra appears to be targeting a more niche clientèle.  His flyer did, however, contain a most glowing testimonial from Patrick Verwoed. Who, I am sure, bears no relation to the Verwoed of damning Apartheid policies fame. If for no other reason that I am sure he would sooner have named his son Tebogo than Patrick. But I digress.

If you need to unlock your life, need help with your court cases, bad luck or (cough) the size of your unicorn horn, then Chief Al Qudra is your man.