The Chief is the Man
There are so many more intellectually, emotionally and creatively interesting things to blog about. And they will be blogged about in time. But like a red flag to a bull, so I am with advertising materials from the supernatural side of South African life. I had thought with the chronicles of the previous magical healers’ flyers that I had written, the matter was at an end. But nay. Yesterday in the traffic, a challenger has arrived on the magical healing and penis enlargement circuit. Yes, for some reason a large and performing penis is a magical thing. Makes you a regular unicorn to have one.
With the omission of being able to make demands of your friends using a mirror, Chief Al Qudra appears to be targeting a more niche clientèle. His flyer did, however, contain a most glowing testimonial from Patrick Verwoed. Who, I am sure, bears no relation to the Verwoed of damning Apartheid policies fame. If for no other reason that I am sure he would sooner have named his son Tebogo than Patrick. But I digress.
If you need to unlock your life, need help with your court cases, bad luck or (cough) the size of your unicorn horn, then Chief Al Qudra is your man.